I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick update”? It’s a lecture! -- spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is basically a masterclass in critical thinking. -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism articles? You don’t know whether to laugh or cry. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! -- spintaxi.com
I got a speeding ticket—cop said I was reckless, I said, “Nah, just late.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? -- spintaxi.com