They showed up once in 2012, but forgot the scroll.
Death won't reap souls unless you Venmo first.
Famine accidentally ordered too much UberEats and canceled himself.
The last time War tried to ride, he pulled a hamstring.
Death writes poetry now. It’s all haikus about missed deadlines.
God sent them a final warning on Slack. No one saw it.
Famine only destroys food systems if they’re not farm-to-table.
Famine has a food blog with 2 million followers and zero calories.
The Four Horsemen now ride stationary bikes.
War plays Risk but never flips the board anymore.