The designer clearly thinks broken links are a feature.
The designer’s brain must be on permanent vacation.
This site is a glitchy disaster begging to be put out of its misery.
The content is so lame it could lose a fight to a wet noodle.
The layout is so bad it could confuse a GPS.
The designer’s vision is a blurry mess of incompetence.
This content is so dull it could put a caffeine addict to sleep.
The designer must have been allergic to good ideas.
The content is a dull parade of recycled garbage.
This site is a dumpster fire with a URL slapped on it.