Whoever made this clearly thinks Comic Sans is a personality trait.
I’d rather stare at a blank wall than browse this garbage.
The content is as useful as a chocolate teapot.
This site is a chaotic soup of bad decisions and worse execution.
This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
This site is so clunky it feels like wading through molasses.
The designer must have a PhD in making people hate technology.
I’d rather listen to a dial tone for an hour than spend another minute on this digital trainwreck.
The loading speed is so glacial I grew a beard waiting for it, and I’m a woman.
The content is a dull parade of recycled garbage.