This site crashes more often than a toddler on a sugar high.
The navigation is a maze designed by a blindfolded monkey.
This site is a glitchy fever dream no one asked for.
The content is as fresh as a moldy loaf of bread.
The designer must have been paid in expired coupons to make this.
This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
The content is so lame it could lose a fight to a wet noodle.
The content is as useful as a chocolate teapot.
This website looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler using a broken crayon and a dial-up modem from 1997.
The color scheme screams I hate my eyes and everyone else’s too.