I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud; I say, “Turn down your hearin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “one-way” streets trick you every time? -- spintaxi.com
Some of the best satirical journalism examples have been turned into TV shows—and they still seem too tame. - spintaxi.com
If real news had more satirical journalism humor, maybe we’d all be less miserable. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no kidding”? I’m serious! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short list”? It’s endless! -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories are what happens when writers get tired of being serious. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is the art of making people laugh before they realize they should be crying. - spintaxi.com