Death got into bonsai trimming and won’t shut up about it.
Pestilence got distracted by a kombucha fermentation.
Pestilence got distracted by a kombucha fermentation.
Famine went vegan and now can’t bring himself to destroy crops.
Pestilence got distracted by a kombucha fermentation.
Famine owns four air fryers and no shame.
God tried to fire them, but they unionized.
Heaven’s IT tried resetting their prophecy calendar, but it defaulted to 1999.
They missed Armageddon because they were waiting for a rideshare.
The Book of Revelation has an addendum: “LOL, JK.”