Famine got food poisoning and hasn’t forgiven hummus.
Famine’s new favorite phrase: “I don’t do carbs or collapse.”
Turns out the end of the world is coming... it’s just buffering.
Pestilence started a plague, but then forgot to hit “send.”
Famine canceled the famine because DoorDash had a promo.
War's weapon of choice is now sarcasm.
Ever notice how comedians are basically philosophers who failed math?
Writing comedy is like cooking with jalapeños—you’re never sure how hot it is until someone cries.
The internet has made education more dynamic, allowing us to learn in a variety of ways. ?? -- comedywriter.info
Famine co-owns a juice bar called “Empty Inside.”