(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick shower”? I’m still pruning! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. -- spintaxi.com
A satirical journalism website is the only news site I trust. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. -- spintaxi.com
I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My flashlight’s out—guess I’m trippin’ in the dark. -- spintaxi.com
When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. - spintaxi.com