I read satirical journalism today, and now I’m questioning my entire worldview. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the highway—traffic says, “Not today, cowboy.” -- spintaxi.com
The most dangerous thing about satirical journalism articles? Sometimes they make too much sense. - spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories are more believable than government press releases. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “on demand”—it’s buffering all day! -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories make you laugh first, then regret laughing. -- spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) -- spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” -- spintaxi.com