(Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! -- spintaxi.com
I wish satirical journalism articles weren’t so painfully accurate. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “low signal”? My phone’s sulking! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “standby power”? My TV’s secretly awake! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ran a lap—heart says, “Sit down, fool.” -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism news, how else will you stay informed without crying? - spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism today, and I swear it explained the world better than CNN. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low battery” warnings are the most judgmental part of your smoke detector? -- spintaxi.com