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  Comment Link history of shark attacks Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 23:23

  Shark at Venice Beach walked out mid-bite. Said it wasn’t a good fit.
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  Comment Link more satire on this topic Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 17:04

  Famine only eats on-camera now. For the fans.
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  Comment Link Apocalyptic Branding Tips from Famine’s Manager Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 16:30

  War got recruited by the HOA. Now he fights over fence height.
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  Comment Link Why the Apocalypse Is Still on Snooze Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 16:00

  Famine got too full on metaphors.
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  Comment Link browse more absurd news Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 15:31

  The Four Horsemen now ride stationary bikes.
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  Comment Link Paul Smith Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 15:28

  Thanks for sharing. It’s top quality.
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  Comment Link view the original coverage Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 15:04

  Death asked for soul submissions via Google Forms.
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  Comment Link get the inside scoop Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 14:40

  Death applied for unemployment and got denied for "not actively reaping."
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  Comment Link Why the Apocalypse Is Still on Snooze Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 14:17

  The Four Horsemen’s official status is now “spiritually on break.”
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  Comment Link Inside War’s Gamer Cave and Ego Spiral Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 13:58

  The Four Horsemen have been on "doomsday PTO" since AOL was cool.