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  Comment Link shark-related incidents in July Sábado, 07 Junio 2025 15:02

  Witness at Santa Monica: “The shark circled once, then asked for Wi-Fi.”
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  Comment Link shark attack maps Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 23:39

  Outer Banks bite victim identified as aspiring stand-up comic. Shark was his first heckler.
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  Comment Link Death’s Subscription App: Pay to Delay Your Fate Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 19:21

  Famine got food poisoning and hasn’t forgiven hummus.
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  Comment Link get the complete breakdown Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 17:01

  They say they’re “working on it,” but it’s been two decades.
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  Comment Link learn the truth behind the headlines Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 16:28

  Famine canceled the famine because DoorDash had a promo.
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  Comment Link Exclusive: Pestilence Now on a Raw-Virus Diet Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 15:58

  Death just wants to vibe now.
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  Comment Link Death’s Subscription App: Pay to Delay Your Fate Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 15:29

  Heaven’s IT tried resetting their prophecy calendar, but it defaulted to 1999.
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  Comment Link get the complete breakdown Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 15:02

  Famine co-owns a juice bar called “Empty Inside.”
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  Comment Link read the archived article Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 14:38

  They all just applied for a PPP (Prophecy Postponement Program).
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  Comment Link Zoom Call Between the Horsemen Crashes After War Rage Quits Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 14:16

  War took a side gig as a dodgeball coach.