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  Comment Link Political Symbolism In Swimwear Sábado, 07 Junio 2025 17:31

  Cape Cod shark was offered a Red Sox cap mid-attack and accepted peace.
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  Comment Link sharks near popular beaches Sábado, 07 Junio 2025 17:10

  Long Beach shark attack victim survived—then vlogged about it for 8 hours.
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  Comment Link what causes shark bites Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 23:38

  Waikiki shark only bit after victim started quoting Ayn Rand.
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  Comment Link see the latest update Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 17:00

  Death writes poetry now. It’s all haikus about missed deadlines.
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  Comment Link Spiritual Burnout: When Even Death Needs a Day Off Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 16:27

  Death’s emotional support ferret keeps him too busy.
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  Comment Link Spiritual Burnout: When Even Death Needs a Day Off Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 15:57

  The apocalypse is now considered “soft-launched.”
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  Comment Link Death’s Podcast Ranked Lower Than Actual Silence Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 15:28

  Famine’s idea of scarcity is a waitlist at Erewhon.
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  Comment Link get the inside scoop Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 15:01

  Death’s new motto is “if I don’t vibe with your expiration date, I won’t collect.”
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  Comment Link Death’s Podcast Ranked Lower Than Actual Silence Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 14:37

  Death applied for unemployment and got denied for "not actively reaping."
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  Comment Link see the latest update Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 14:15

  The Four Horsemen’s official status is now “spiritually on break.”