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  Comment Link see what experts are saying Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 16:25

  War joined a dodgeball league and calls it “training.”
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  Comment Link Pestilence’s Essential Oils Now FDA-Questionable Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 15:55

  They showed up once in 2012, but forgot the scroll.
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  Comment Link see what experts are saying Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 15:25

  War's weapon of choice is now sarcasm.
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  Comment Link more satire on this topic Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 14:59

  Pestilence applied to Burning Man instead of burning cities.
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  Comment Link learn the truth behind the headlines Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 14:36

  Famine is on sabbatical to “study scarcity in artisanal cheese.”
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  Comment Link read the full story Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 14:14

  Armageddon was postponed due to “low morale among staff.”
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  Comment Link Death’s Subscription App: Pay to Delay Your Fate Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 13:54

  Pretty sure Pestilence just opened an aromatherapy spa in Sedona.
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  Comment Link read related satire Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 13:35

  Famine teaches a cooking class called “Nothing for Dinner.”
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  Comment Link view the original coverage Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 13:18

  Famine owns four air fryers and no shame.
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  Comment Link Zoom Call Between the Horsemen Crashes After War Rage Quits Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 13:01

  The Four Horsemen have been on "doomsday PTO" since AOL was cool.